funny fairy stepping stone

posted by the scholar on December 12th, 2007
filed under: home accessories, humor

it never really dawned on me that fairies could ever get mad, but what if they did? would the international union of flower crown workers go on strike? would the gnomes be beside themselves, not knowing who to consult at gnome town council under the mushrooms? would all our ears be constantly buzzed by hundreds of teeny flowing flaxen haired nymphs, flying in and out and around our heads? would wizened trolls grunt at each other approvingly, and raise a pudgy fist for solidarity? hmmm… maybe we should heed the warning on this cast resin stepping stone to keep the magic alive…

don’t_piss_off_the_fairies_sign

hahahaha!

(i don’t mean to laugh in an offensive way.)

find it at mealey’s gift and sauna shop.


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4 Responses to “funny fairy stepping stone”

  1. linda Says:

    I like that tile so much I just ordered it. Thanks

  2. the scholar Says:

    linda you crack me up!

    better not post anything else you might see that you’re getting for christmas until after the holiday! 🙂

    have fun and thanks for the visit!

  3. Bri Says:

    I love this post Gigi! The visuals of flaxen haired nymphs, and gnomes holding town council under mushrooms are awesome. You are so creative. It’s just great social commentary. No “what would Jesus do?”, but “better not do anything to piss off the fairies! What a delight to come across this stepping stone tucked away in someone’s garden. Fun!

  4. the scholar Says:

    hi bri,

    oh thank you i am very flattered by what you said! i can only imagine walking through someone’s yard and discovering this stone – i think i would howl with laughter – and not piss off the fairies but scare them off with my shrieks! by the way, i think i need to vote for those mashed potatoes of yours for the recipe contest – need to get over to your site tout suite!

    always glad 2 c u!

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